I am not anti-Hollywood, I just have a disorder

After reading David Van Biema's Time article Rewriting the Gospels, I have come to realize I suffer from OTMSBBS. OTMSBBS or One To Many Speculative Bible Books Syndrome, manifests itself in the vocally deep loathing of all books speculating about Jesus' life. It is good to know they have finally diagnosed this problem that has caused me to shoot off my mouth so frequently these last few years. Hopefully, they will soon find a cure.