Tuesday, April 3, 2007

Blow Hard predictions are out

Dr. Luther eminent prognosticator of political predictions has released his predictions for the up coming political season.

There will be

723,987 promises made
723,988 promises broken
267 Scandals
30 named scandals
15 of which will be named _____ gate

So far, Dr. Luther has been right 100% and we will see if he can continue his average with his first ever prodigious prognostication.

By the way in real news Dr. Gray of Colorado State University has released his predictions for the up coming hurricane season.
17 Named storms
9 Hurricanes
5 Intense Hurricanes

Personally living only a few miles from the right coast of Florida, I am hoping for a very very quiet year.

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